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mikeyj
8th September 2008, 07:38 PM
Hola,

I am trying to put together a list of some new events to be featured at the London Olympics, perhaps you could add your favourites aswell and we could present them to Lord Coe.

1 - Squeezing the bathroom weighing scales with your hands only, any bodily squeaks would mean penalties and eventually a disqualification.

2 - Blindfold Javelin catching, using a whistling device attached to the weighted end for location purposes, could easily be incorporated into the present competition.

3 - Shot Putt Heading, this time without the need for blindfolds, still easy to work in with the present format.

4 - Short Jump, video analysed to ensure actual body lift, the obvious pro for this event would be the lack of space needed to hold the event.

5 - One legged ass kicking tournament.

There you go then, serious suggestions only please.....

Tanya R Soff.:eek:

sabio
9th September 2008, 11:32 AM
I had an instant headache when I read "shot putt heading".

You are a one, MikeyJ!

How about synchronised binge drinking? Teams of four going through all the stages of intoxication, in perfect beauty of synchronicity.
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mikeyj
9th September 2008, 03:38 PM
Hola,

Good idea knowall, already got a name for the trophy, how about the "Pew Cup".

Wacka, wacka, wacka.

Major Bumsore.:D